My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! Wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, you… STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow your damn engine back to hell Where I know you’re from. Piece of CRAP! You aren’t even worth the tow To a junkyard or a place Where you’d sit and lay to waste, I… WISH YOU’D DIE! Oh never mind, you always do. Could you tell me how much longer it will be Until I’m rid of you? I wish that you’d just get hit by lightning (or something) My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy I guess I’m just a sucker with a lemon So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye! You leak more than a newborn baby I change you oil all the time but still you need some more Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors Such wondrous variety of problems galore Will there be a time When I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see It start consistently Without the pain and the suffering (Stupid fucking car) My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I ought to give you a swift kick In the muffler, in the tire Or where ever I desire you… STUPID CAR! You never get me very far when You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin PIECE OF CRAP! I guess you want a piece of me Since you’re leaving all your pieces In the middle of the street You heap of JUNK! I don’t know what I’m gonna do I just hope that I don’t have to take another day of driving you I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she’s dead) The …
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MSNIMSM
March 6, 2012 at 10:33 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@wkLeoTrooper Or if you fix it and it still breaks.
wkLeoTrooper
March 6, 2012 at 11:33 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Thumbs up if you’re like me and listening to this immediately after failing to fix ANOTHER problem on your vehicle?
MrShawnbad
March 6, 2012 at 11:58 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
The BUS is a piece of shit
Sharkskillyou
March 6, 2012 at 12:00 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
My car just shit all over my feelings. SHIT!
theralamadam
March 6, 2012 at 12:02 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@NateGoesWOO
i got a new computer some time ago.. so…
my …. tv…… IS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
NateGoesWOO
March 6, 2012 at 12:31 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@theralamadam I can relate xD My computer starts freezing up after two days, no matter how many times I reformat it.
MegaMurinus
March 6, 2012 at 12:32 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
to funny…lol
eszenyikeke
March 6, 2012 at 1:12 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
two tons piece of shit
TinyMike111
March 6, 2012 at 1:24 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i-phone is a PIECE OF SHIT!
agentwow1
March 6, 2012 at 2:20 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@MrBigtj81 holy S word!
sorry
snipesAndrew123
March 6, 2012 at 3:02 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
My Phone is a PIECE OF SHIT
Wavedude21101
March 6, 2012 at 3:36 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@SydniRox97 elven? xD wow
Xcalubur72
March 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
perfect description of my 05 cavelier
ender8631
March 6, 2012 at 5:03 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
this the most beautiful song ever, a 93 jeep no paint, no fender, no DRIVER SIDE WINDOW< leaky radiator, exhaust leak..... cracked wind shield....... one headlight........... fuckkkkkkkkkk dieeiedieidieidieidieidieidie
CAUCASIANTHUNDAKYLE
March 6, 2012 at 5:47 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
well my ’67 mustang just died in the middle of the street and i had to push it back home. this is a normal occurance. for me. i felt i had to listen to this song to eaze my mind.
SeltaebEht99
March 6, 2012 at 6:38 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
written about my moped
FullMetalSatomi
March 6, 2012 at 7:01 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I dedicate this to my shitty ass ’97 Ford Explorer.
Fuzy2K
March 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This is Weird Al on metal… XD
Epodmusic17
March 6, 2012 at 8:08 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This song was written in honor of my friends Saturn. XD
jtroopa
March 6, 2012 at 8:55 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
That is the best 3 second intro to anything, ever. I feel like putting that on my resume. I won’t, but, you know.
URSoFired555
March 6, 2012 at 9:49 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Song represents my mood with my car right now. 😛
curtishughes
March 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I’m pretty sure this song was written about Land Rover
KingswellsSpeedy1
March 6, 2012 at 9:58 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Dude, you need a new car..
RoseOfNoonvale231
March 6, 2012 at 10:04 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
What is wrong with you man?! Do you even know the definition of sanity?! lol!:D
DaughterofRaistlin
March 6, 2012 at 10:08 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i think this is their best song lol