Lyrics: What if the world was made of glazed donuts? You would be like, “Man, that’s fuckin’ sweet, I can’t believe the world is made of donuts.” What if your hands were made of Hot Pockets? You would be the first one to be eaten in survival situations. What if your thumb roared like a dinosaur? What if you peed out of your nose? What if your face was shaped like Mexico, or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii? What if the world was made of other worlds combined into a world just like the world you started with? What if another world then ate the world made out of donuts, making all the donut people pissed? What if your face was made of bumblebees? You would be like, “Dude, this really sucks. I do not want a face made out of bumblebees.” What if your dad was made of rainbows? You would be like, “OMG that’s lame. I want a dad made out of ninja robots.” What if your pool was filled with applesauce? What if a hot dog was your tongue? What if your mouth was filled with broken glass, and fire ants, and three meat jambalaya? What if you tried to build a spaceship with a cannon that shoots crocodiles at everyone you hate? And what if those crocodiles could shoot heat-seeking killer bees, ensuring that there would be no escape? What if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like, “Awww, look at the puppy dog. Aww, c’mere. C’mere! Whatcha doing little guy? Whatcha doing? Ooh whatcha wooky wooky. Look at the puppy dog. The puppy dog… puppy doggies!” Where …
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Andreus
February 9, 2012 at 2:18 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Actually to be honest I think it’d be pretty rad if my dad was made out of rainbows
rabidgunnyrabbit
February 9, 2012 at 2:38 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i want this played at my funeral
TayloILoveYou
February 9, 2012 at 2:46 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
What if your room was filled with puppy dogs? You would be like AWWW Who’s a little puppy dooogg xD I love that part!
CarvingxLisianthus
February 9, 2012 at 3:20 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i need this crocodile cannon >:D
TheFlame400
February 9, 2012 at 4:12 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
lmao i found my new ring tone
GulielmusBeta
February 9, 2012 at 4:57 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@countmarcula1 Yeah, I know that now, but I didn’t when I first commented. I can’t believe they aren’t more famous. Thanks.
EmptyKingdoms
February 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
These arpeggiated chords… Dayum!
Modern-surrealist lyrics, can’t take them funny, not matter how hard I try, I actually like them and take them really seriously.
countmarcula1
February 9, 2012 at 6:03 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@GulielmusBeta This band is not new.
LucasTheFreak
February 9, 2012 at 6:46 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
most random song ever … but i love it lol
mudvayne1993
February 9, 2012 at 7:15 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@mpmenagerie or trapezoids, or Texas and Hawaii
lovepeacebelieve7
February 9, 2012 at 7:20 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I love the ending to this song.
Just sayinng.
GulielmusBeta
February 9, 2012 at 7:26 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Finally! A new band Frank Zappa would have invited over for burnt weenie sandwiches!
mistaecco
February 9, 2012 at 8:10 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
There’s this kid at my bus stop who listens to heavy metal stuff all the time. Once, he started playing this. Needless to say, I lol’d.
SheScreamsSuicide
February 9, 2012 at 8:50 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Never fails at making me laugh my ass off….even though it’s the 30th time i’ve played it xD
henricksons
February 9, 2012 at 9:43 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@ilsedeboom7921 trees lol
tallen0919
February 9, 2012 at 9:48 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
THIS is the serious song he was attempting to write
alpha9359
February 9, 2012 at 10:39 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I can’t stop listening to this song it’s too awesome
emineminized311
February 9, 2012 at 10:43 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@ilsedeboom7921 I saw one fall out of a tree during a hurricane. ;-;
Northyjuriux
February 9, 2012 at 11:36 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I really like the guitar in this song
MrPudintater
February 9, 2012 at 11:38 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@pukincactus or a catapolt that shoots sharks filled with honey bees
mikkis1slurpy
February 10, 2012 at 12:17 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@ilsedeboom7921 Nuts.
Grug16
February 10, 2012 at 12:55 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I wish there was a longer version of this song.
pukincactus
February 10, 2012 at 12:57 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I think they should hook up some heat-sinking killer bees to a Harrier, nah that would be too harsh.
Sharkskillyou
February 10, 2012 at 1:33 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Poop on sheets HAHAHA
omega71185
February 10, 2012 at 1:57 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
1:40 bromance :P
xRockerWolfx
February 10, 2012 at 2:53 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Saw them in Concert. :3
truly11967
February 10, 2012 at 3:38 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
LMFAO!!!! I love these guys!!
LATINOHEATforLIFE
February 10, 2012 at 4:06 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Mommy, what does this song mean?
skyrimawaits
February 10, 2012 at 4:45 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
shotking92
February 10, 2012 at 5:26 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Yeah cause if you can’t give a girl an orgasm, she wont love you (nowadays unless your lucky and you get a girl who dont give a shit but then that probably means some other guy is! lol)
dangaertner7
February 10, 2012 at 6:19 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Lol at Josh’s face at 3:20
fartofsatan
February 10, 2012 at 6:31 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
The most beautiful, romantic thing I have ever heard. Let’s see how many girls I can get by playing this song!
FUSxROxDAHxX
February 10, 2012 at 7:23 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
needs a music video
stonerkid10
February 10, 2012 at 7:28 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@ZessXX 69 likes. 😉
BenJagermaster
February 10, 2012 at 7:52 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i love these boys woooooooooooo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx im irish AND im drunk…..suck my sterotype!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ducksunlimited37
February 10, 2012 at 8:32 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
you should have donkey crotch punched her too
Brandonator1999
February 10, 2012 at 9:09 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@BurnigLegionsBlade very true
BurnigLegionsBlade
February 10, 2012 at 10:07 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
lukybutgreen
February 10, 2012 at 10:12 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
after looking up the sex positions i have a new perspective over this song….
BurnigLegionsBlade
February 10, 2012 at 10:58 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Couldn’t stop laughing
sinisterdilemma2233
February 10, 2012 at 11:23 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@Overlord366 So is your spelling. Shut up and enjoy the song.
MusicForThePeoples
February 10, 2012 at 11:33 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
373 Thank Yous
Overlord366
February 10, 2012 at 11:39 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
descrase to woman
this is disrespectful
uginashi
February 10, 2012 at 12:37 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
man i hate it when sumone poops on my sheets, thts why i do it to them first! ahahaha
420Wikit
February 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
best so far
ramboelite1337
February 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
me: *links this video*
them: i know we are just friends
them: i think of u as the older bro i wanted
other than the shitty one i have, and dating ur older bro would be weird
me: Finnneee. Just know it wont go any more than that. I like you as a friend and youre cute. Sexy even. But im into incest so go figure. Bro.
them: im happy that we can just be friends
them: and this song scares me >_>
me: LMFAO
budlive420
February 10, 2012 at 2:08 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i got a penis i need vagina to fuck
DGAFJoanna
February 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@BWEED2 Me too.
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