Lyrics to Jingle Bell Metal : Joy to the world while you’re decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we’ll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got run over by a reindeer fa-la-la Crush your balls with a sleigh Jingle bells in your face (Chorus) Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell metal Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal escape from this very merry medley is futile Dashing through the snow in a wintry wonderland The little drummer boy never really had a band Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high Do you hear what i hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum (Chorus)
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acdc4eva1
March 28, 2012 at 8:35 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
7 people got their balls crushed with a sleigh
chaoshellbound
March 28, 2012 at 9:11 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@walterhemms That wasnt a show it was a Party sub.
DarkRokr08
March 28, 2012 at 9:25 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i think this song has the best aggressive vocals Rawrb has done
DeathForRomance
March 28, 2012 at 9:25 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@DaughterofRaistlin Eh. I take phases with music. I always like Metal, but sometimes it has to be something more like Rush, where it’s not really much of a HardCore beat, but still fast. I like almost all types of Metal, though. Most epic Guitar Solo ever, “Eruption” by Van Halen. I taught myself how to play that one, when I was 13. Used the Guitar Bible, I think it was called. Talk about hard to play, though. That song is fast as hell. I should pick Guitar up again some time.
DaughterofRaistlin
March 28, 2012 at 9:35 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@DeathForRomance
nice to know there are others out there m/ thanks for the support!
that’s cool I was twelve when twisted sister did their twisted christmas album, I fell in LOVE. I’ve been a metal head since before birth and that album was just icing on the cake! haha I play it every year
DeathForRomance
March 28, 2012 at 9:59 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@DaughterofRaistlin It’s not weird to like this kind of music in my family. Almost everyone does. My little and oldest brother are the only ones who think my opinion is right. Can’t stand regular Christmas music, it’s horrible.
DaughterofRaistlin
March 28, 2012 at 10:45 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@DeathForRomance
m/ BADASS I’m the one lonely wierdo in my family that does that every year, my parents hate it LOL I just turn it up louder!
kashow00
March 28, 2012 at 11:03 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
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huricane887
March 29, 2012 at 12:00 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@DeathForRomance Sounds like you are gonna have a brutual Christmas.Rock on
DeathForRomance
March 29, 2012 at 12:39 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@huricane887 This will be one of the songs I play to my kids at Christmas. Along with “I Am Sant Claus” by Ozzy Osourne, “Another And Roll Christmas” by IronMaiden, and “Heavy Metal Christmas” by Twisted Sister.
devilmaycry846
March 29, 2012 at 1:09 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
this is the most retarted band
but u no wht they fucking rock
HunterJGriffith
March 29, 2012 at 1:23 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I Love this Band cuz the songs are so Retarded but funny and thats why they kick so much ass
HunterJGriffith
March 29, 2012 at 1:50 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@huricane887 yeah
HunterJGriffith
March 29, 2012 at 2:45 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@tjmon666 hell yeah it is
Xestantial
March 29, 2012 at 2:45 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Grandma got run over by a reindeer FA LA LAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHNOMICHAELJACKSON
March 29, 2012 at 3:18 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@pickleweazle141 the lyrics are in the discription.
PrimaPunchy
March 29, 2012 at 3:26 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
FA LA LA
warrior1215
March 29, 2012 at 4:15 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
silent night is like the softest christmas song and in here once the part silent night comes in, its the loudest and most hardcore part of the song…
walterhemms
March 29, 2012 at 4:54 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@mrbmxbros you mean you’re fish drum, right? haha thanks man
mrbmxbros
March 29, 2012 at 5:51 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@pickleweazle141 the fish were ” Bass ”
and how you didn’t laugh you ass off seems to point to you had a bad case of the munchies …….
and as a fellow drummer, i should inform you that your sense of humor is lower than the pitch of my bass drum dude ……….
pickleweazle141
March 29, 2012 at 6:06 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@csmoke1234 haha so there not even the same. double bass is prenounced double BASE not like bass fish lol im offended by this
csmoke1234
March 29, 2012 at 6:47 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@pickleweazle141 I agree! but the fish are Bass (Rhymes with ass.)
csmoke1234
March 29, 2012 at 7:12 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@pickleweazle141 I agree!
pickleweazle141
March 29, 2012 at 8:03 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
whats a double fish petal?? dumbass. as a drummer i should kick your ass
Utoobsteak
March 29, 2012 at 8:27 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Merry Christmas Everybody!!