I made a PMV [photo music video] for the Psychostick song Two Ton Paperweight. It’s not synched up SO well, but the photos work on the lyrics they’re placed for. Please Enjoy! *Lyrics* My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I wanna drive you off a cliff Watch you crash into a ravine For the things you did to me, you… STUPID CAR! I wanna make myself a pipe bomb Blow yer damn engine back to hell Where I know you’re from. Piece of CRAP! You aren’t even worth the tow To a junkyard or a place Where you’d sit and lay to waste, I… WISH YOU’D DIE! Oh nevermind, you always do. Could you tell me how much longer it will be Until I’m rid of you? I wish that you’d just get hit by lightning (or something) My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy I guess I’m just a sucker with a lemon So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye! You leak more than a newborn baby I change you oil all the time but STILL you need some more Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors Such wonderous variety of problems galore Will there be a time When I know I can drive Without my car breaking down? And will I ever see It start consistently Without the pain and the suffering My car is a PIECE OF SHIT! I ought to give you a swift kick In the muffler, in the tire Or where ever I desire you… STUPID CAR! You never get me very far when You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin PIECE OF CRAP! I guess you want a piece of me Since you’re leaving all your pieces In the middle of the street You heap of …
Video Rating: 4 / 5
One of the most awesomest songs by one of the most awesomest bands–Honestly tho–this video was a pain in the ASS to make–i did this instead of sleep so now i shall take my two hour nap that substitutes for my 8 hours of sleep!! Like all my other videos–questions, comments, video responses and constructive criticisms are alway welcom–just don’t be an asshole–and im ultra serious on this one–i might have to get mean considering all the time and effort spent into this…where for art thou–Sleep?
Video Rating: 4 / 5
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CROWcatalyst
March 9, 2012 at 12:43 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
My 2001 Dodge Dakota fits this song perfectly. fml
ModernGFXDesigner
March 9, 2012 at 1:42 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
My… Car… took an arrow to the knee.
davidiscoolerthanu
March 9, 2012 at 2:39 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@KrystenJanice they made a disney poop thing about that
rlt34
March 9, 2012 at 2:50 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
if this band made serious music, they would be headlining a tour….no joke
pokeranter56x
March 9, 2012 at 3:04 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This is officially the best song EVAAR!!
BodudusFatfrilla
March 9, 2012 at 3:59 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I’ve got a 1991 Ford Ranger… this song fits so perfectly.
movieboy6
March 9, 2012 at 4:31 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
My car is a GOOD CAR WITH GREAT GAS MILEAGE!
BigIzPsyko
March 9, 2012 at 4:34 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This song is a PIECEOF$H!!!!T
JanetLynnMontero
March 9, 2012 at 4:59 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I dedicate this song to my VW Polo… piece of crap!
Tehevilcat1
March 9, 2012 at 5:26 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Why I love Psychostick:
They have great music and silly lyrics.
xmaryHXCx
March 9, 2012 at 6:16 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This song is so good… its making me angry….
lisastieghorst20
March 9, 2012 at 7:03 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I could only listen to it once cause i feared it would push me to go after my truck with a baseball bat.
Nerohearts
March 9, 2012 at 7:12 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@KrystenJanice Did you know there’s actually a video of Hades while this song is playing on Youtube?? xD Search for “Random disney crap 4”. (unless you haven’t seen it :P)
MrJlc143
March 9, 2012 at 7:43 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Just spent the last of my savings on a car a couple weeks ago only to find out today that the frame has more holes than a piece of swiss. This song makes me feel SO much better!
GuardianZola123
March 9, 2012 at 7:52 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
180 likes, 4 dislikes = 180 people going to heaven, 4 people burning eternally in hell
MsKiller555
March 9, 2012 at 8:08 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
my. T.V. is. a. PIECE OF SHIT!!
halfNERD17
March 9, 2012 at 8:45 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
dude, i just saw them live, and they started to sing “push it” and then they’re like
push what?
oh push that shitty car of yours.
oh yeah
my car is a PIECE OF SHIT
lol2424242424
March 9, 2012 at 9:35 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This is exactly how I fell about my god damn PEICE OF F*CKING BULL SHIT OF A CAR!!!!!! WHERES MY SLUDGE HAMMER!?!?!?
nethanbabes
March 9, 2012 at 10:27 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Why do i like this song so much? Its so violent.
ferdin12
March 9, 2012 at 10:28 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Atleast you people have cars…
blackshrapnel
March 9, 2012 at 11:14 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
I was sold in the first 5 seconds. This song is WIN.
pokemewnic
March 9, 2012 at 11:15 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
my. car. is. a. PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
thebatgirl97
March 9, 2012 at 11:21 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@KrystenJanice me too i was watching this disney video and now i LOVE psychosticks songs :DD
lilvamp96
March 9, 2012 at 11:28 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
my parent are getting me a old car…….old….very old….so i’m just gonna blast this song when they are in the car with me lol
HUsoldierNumber14589
March 9, 2012 at 12:13 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
i had a seizure
tdt723
March 9, 2012 at 12:30 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Damn it, now Im hungry!
Ghost8atGhost8sWorld
March 9, 2012 at 12:39 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@BleedingVamp perhaps >_o
Zachqwerty1234
March 9, 2012 at 1:28 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This is sad.. this song actually relates to me..
BleedingVamp
March 9, 2012 at 2:08 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@Ghost8atGhost8sWorld …will you marry me? O_O
DieKleineRoteKiste
March 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
2:33 cereal killer^^
nickunicorn
March 9, 2012 at 2:35 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@MrDerpgasm haha
PrinceZuko501
March 9, 2012 at 2:46 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
jesus christ, i’m hungry now.
MrDerpgasm
March 9, 2012 at 3:18 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
wait wait wait wait
ONLY a 2 hour nap?
aww man
mischiefkel
March 9, 2012 at 3:39 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
0:00 lets watch it again
Ghost8atGhost8sWorld
March 9, 2012 at 4:28 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
let it be known kids Ghost8atGhost8sWorld is a female–so you best keep you sir comments to yourself
TheCreature17
March 9, 2012 at 4:37 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
The picture you used for “suffering” kills me every time. Excellent choice sir.
savethepie
March 9, 2012 at 4:52 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
So how about the stealers? XD
mechaghostman2
March 9, 2012 at 5:31 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@bgainesDM
YEAAAAAA!!!!!!!
mechaghostman2
March 9, 2012 at 5:58 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This song makes me more hungry when I’m hungry. {:-c
kinkynikk
March 9, 2012 at 6:57 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
It is “I am eating ramen noodles” not “OF eating – – — ” I think… Not sure, I read it on the web, sooo….. not a good sign xD haha
bgainesDM
March 9, 2012 at 7:41 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
This Sandwich made me hungry!
powowranger
March 9, 2012 at 8:15 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
this video just makes me feel soo happy 😀
bissoka
March 9, 2012 at 8:27 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
mayo it’s good for you
MoNeYMiKe111
March 9, 2012 at 9:18 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
lol i hear this song on 89.5 all the time its sooo good, and this video made me soooo hungry so i went to get some chicken wings
ESAPandLyrics
March 9, 2012 at 10:17 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@choybo1 omg I totally just said that hahahaha xDDD THUMBS UP MAN!!
ESAPandLyrics
March 9, 2012 at 11:02 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
AWESOME!!! You inspired me, @Ghost8atGhost8sWorld. Awesome video.
Thelegogunarmory
March 9, 2012 at 11:28 pm (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@Ghost8atGhost8sWorld Yeah……. by the way……… my school has 600 kids, or so.
Ghost8atGhost8sWorld
March 10, 2012 at 12:03 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
@Thelegogunarmory wait they showed my video at your assembly? Fucking awesome!
Thelegogunarmory
March 10, 2012 at 12:11 am (UTC 0) Link to this comment
Nice! For my school’s “Hunger Relief Project”, they showed this at the end of the assembly and the whole school laughed the whole way through!